DENMARK KEEPS THE FLAG. DENMARK KEEPS THE BILLS. AMERICA GETS THE KEYS.
Folks, pull out a globe. Not a map. A globe. The flat map on your kid’s classroom wall has been lying to you since the third grade. On that map, Greenland is a big white smear at the top of the page, way off to the side, somewhere between “who cares” and “polar bears.” Now…








