By Professor Toto | TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today MISTRIAL. Subscribe now At 11:25 this morning — Friday, September 4, 2026 — Judge William Sullivan declared it. Seven days of deliberation. Thirty-six hours in the room. Three notes from the jury saying they could not agree. One holdout juror the defense accused of…
Dolly Parton — 1946–202 6 Moments ago the word came out of Nashville. Dolly Parton is gone at 80. Something closed today. Not just a life — a chapter. Patsy is gone. Loretta is gone. Tammy, Merle, Johnny, George — gone. Willie is still with us, and thank YAHWEH for that. But the world that…
Now Class — come to order. Because yesterday afternoon the Supreme Court of the United States did something the political press has spent all night trying to describe without using the only word that fits. They won. The injunction that had frozen President Trump’s election-integrity order since June is stayed. Gone. Lifted. Inoperative. Not narrowed.…
Today at lunch, I found myself thinking about something much larger than lunch. I was at a very exclusive resort, surrounded by families from different walks of life. Among them were several same-sex couples with children. Nobody seemed surprised. Nobody seemed uncomfortable. Nobody appeared to regard what I was seeing as anything other than completely…
TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Professor Toto Subscribe now Beef is too expensive. There’s no sense pretending otherwise. American families feel it every time they walk into a grocery store. Ground beef used to be one of the economical ways to feed a family. Now it’s another package that makes Momma stop, stare…
I recently watched an online debate over the most contested word in the modern Middle East. Subscribe now INDIGENOUS. The Palestinian participant ran the argument you have heard a hundred times. Abraham came from Ur, not Canaan. Therefore, his descendants are not indigenous to the land but rather Palestinians carry genetic continuity with the ancient…
There is a hill in the Judean Shephelah that nobody wanted. Subscribe now The nineteenth-century surveyors walked right past it. When Wilson, Conder and Kitchener mapped western Palestine for the Palestine Exploration Fund, they came to this ridge above the Valley of Elah, looked at it, and wrote down three words: heaps of stones. Heaps…
TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today From Toto-Town, on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi I. WHEN A MAN’S WORD WAS HIS BOND There was a time in this Republic when a man’s word was his bond. Our system of elections was born among men who spoke freely of honor, duty, fidelity, and sacred obligation.…
Class— Subscribe now WATCH THE CLOCK. At HIGH NOON TODAY — 12:00 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time — something happens at the Supreme Court of the United States. Now, before CNN calls me a conspiracy theorist because they cannot read a docket, let Professor Toto tell you exactly what happens at noon. The Supreme Court is…
Subscribe now Class — the moment that man rose up out of nowhere, I knew the smile was fake. I knew the agenda was hidden, buried deep, waiting. But even I — even Professor Toto — did not know that the very primaries that lifted him to power were fake too. Tonight, I know. So…
